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The Last 3 Chicks I’ve Slept With….

Posted by Deezy On April 27th, 2012

 

 

This blog post was triggered by my ‘Sunday night.’ I was hanging on my couch watching a movie and just kicking it with this cute brunette that I’ve been hanging out with for a few weeks. The movie we were watching was pretty boring so my attention shifted from the TV screen to my lady friend.

 

 

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Jerking Off on a Girl Etiquette

Posted by Deezy On April 11th, 2012

This Easter Sunday I was on my way to the Mets game with my friend GT when we had an interesting conversation to say the least.

 

“Did you bang that girl last night?” he asked me.

 

“Nope.”

 

“Why not?”

 

“She didn’t want to bang. I don’t want to talk about it. It’s really not a big deal,” I said.

 

 

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The Best Man

Posted by Deezy On March 29th, 2012

 

 

 

I wanna apologize for being MIA recently, I’ve had a lot of shit going on. Working hard on my next book, moved into a dope ass apartment (I’m the beach it’s phenomenal), and my brother just got married. That’s right boys it’s wedding season….

 

 

 

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Throwing An Epic Party

Posted by Deezy On March 13th, 2012

 

 

Trying to plan and eventually have a memorable party can be a difficult thing to do because there are so many aspects involved that make the party come together and if you fuck one thing up you can end with 6 dudes in a living room switching on and off between beer pong and a circle jerk…

 

 

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STORYTIME…”Is Everything Alright In There?”

Posted by Deezy On March 2nd, 2012

The story begins on a weekend trip to the Mohegan Sun casino. I took the ride over to the Connecticut Casino solo and met a few college buddies up there for some weekend festivities. I really didn’t even want to go, but my friend had the room comped because his uncle was some kind of degenerate gambler that lost so much money they ended up giving him free hotel rooms and shit…

 

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Don’t Burn Bridges and Cost Yourself Ass

Posted by Deezy On February 22nd, 2012

 

 

It’s so easy to get mad at a girl when she does something stupid and just say “Fuck it, I don’t need this chick anymore. I’m done with her.” Trust me. I know how it feels.

 

The last chick that forwarded my phone call I immediately hung up and texted, “You forwarding my phone calls is literally like telling me to go fuck myself. So next time you even think about hitting me up for a booty call just take your dildo out and shove it up your ass!”Needless to say I had a few drinks before I wrote that, but I was still irate and rightfully so. She could’ve easily answered the phone call and said she was busy and I wouldn’t have given a shit…

 

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Fuck Blind Dates

Posted by Deezy On February 16th, 2012

 

 

I went on my first and last blind date about a year ago…

 

 

 

 

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Morning Sex: The Best Sex

Posted by Deezy On February 10th, 2012

 

Cuddling and all that shit is nice, but the best part about having girls sleep over are the morning festivities. We are waking up with a boner anyway, might as well use it right? However, sometimes making that initial move can be a little bit uncomfortable especially when you barely even know her and the alcohol has wore of.

 

My research (ahhah my research) has shown that a lot of women feel gross in the morning. Their hair is all fucked up, their breath stinks, and they’re just waking up after a night where some guy they just met raw dogged the shit out of them, so naturally, sex may not be the first thing on her mind…..

 

 

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ADVICE: CAN’T CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO GIRLS? EASY ANSWER: BOTH.

Posted by Deezy On February 7th, 2012

 

 

I don’t know if it’s the same for a lot of guys out there, but for me personally, half of the girls that I meet and end up hooking up with happen in the summer. During those summer nights, especially here on the east coast, the weather is so much nicer there are just more people that go out every night, myself included. And sometimes there comes a point where you can’t decide which girl to choose. It’s a very good problem to have, but still a problem nonetheless.

 

 

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Women: Please don’t ever say this to a guy

Posted by Deezy On February 7th, 2012

 

 

 

I don’t know if anyone watched the new episode of Two and A Half Men last night, but that’s what brought back the memory of this incident. It happened to me a few years ago while I was in college, but whenever I reminded of it I’m always confused as fuck thinking about it.

 

 

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